...should be banned. What the hell? Where do these trends come from? I can throw stink bombs but I can't wear a baseball cap anymore?
GMIT sucks. No one seemed to care about any of the students there. Almost as if they knew that they would be filled up for next year with over-spill from NUIG, but whatever, it is a matter of complete indifference to me, Madge. Steve stole an Aer Lingus Airbus A330-300 Safety Information Card for me, so he's officially on my Xmas Card List!
Today was, in many respects, a waste. Rory and I left GMIT after being in there for a mere hour. We stopped in Eddie Rocket's in Wellpark. I got the hamburger and fries. Rory was attacked by a bottle of ketchup. Rory went back to school to get his gym clothes.
Ever been in school when you're not supposed to? It feels weird, an almost pride-inducing respect... it's disgusting really.
We cycled back to my house, where I showed him how to fly an Airbus A320. Dialog below:
Me: "Now remember Rory, stay slightly below the Glide Slope."
Rory: "Okay."
Me: "Stay a little more below. You're above it now."
Rory: "Okay."
Me: "Down, down!!"
Airbus: "...40, 30, 20, RETARD, RETARD!"
Rory lands the plane two-thirds of the way down the runway
Me: "REVERSE!!!"
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