Put it Back, Frank!

Today felt remarkably useless, but it's just the beginning of the mid-term, I guess.

Waking up at 12.14pm, my initial thought was, "Haha, those suckers in school, learning...", but honestly, school would have went down well today. Why? Free squareyes vouchers! My only major gripe was that Tim misspelled the value of the voucher as "Six Euros", rather than the generally accepted "Six Euro". I suppose we can't lay all the blame on him though, he is Canadian after all...

Anyway, I got out of bed and being the good friend I am, my first thought was, "OhshitPaul!". I cycled into the city to "meet Paul off the train". Realistically, it was two hours later in squareyes, during my newly started Manager Mode in FIFA09. Did I mention that Ronan gave Rory and I free vouchers regardless since we're such regular customers? I just lost a few social rep points in that last sentence.

I dragged Paul and Rory back to my house, where I educated Paul in the art-of-the-Airbus. I can't complain; unlike Rory, Paul put the plane on the ground with plenty of runway left. Let's just say the 'craft itself should have been slightly more "left" on the asphalt though!

Paul left shortly after to go out with his drinking buddies, while I departed for my Biology grinds with the man himself, Frank Thornton. Seriously, this guy wrote the book on one-liners:

"Guys, what would you say if I whipped out my... *heads spring up* ...Calvin Klein?"

*sighs of relief from co-ed class*

Plus, some of the comments are just hilarious:
"Frank, if somebody drank loads of water and didn't go to the bathroom, would they die?"
"Eh..... yeah, probably..."

Frank never ceases with his ability to compare just about anything with "a bunch of sperm-cells". A good guy, a bad man...

The climax to this day has to be the pizza. I ordered it at 7.42pm from Ed's New York Pizza. The guy at the end of the line said, "It's going to be at least an hour, we're very busy", to which I replied, "that's fine". It gave me plenty of time to call up to my friend Andrew to borrow King of the Hill Seasons 4 & 5, to which his only request in return was to borrow my copy of Animal Farm by George Orwell. My pizza eventually arrived at 8.49pm. I noticed that, as well as my pizza, there was a metallic foil box in the order as well. I was intrigued. The guy looked rattled.

"I'm so sorry about the delay sir."
"No worries", says I, "How much was that again?"
"For you sir, free. Sorry again about the delay!"

I was thinking, "Awesome, I just saved myself €13!".

The complementary metallic box contained Ed's new "Garlic Knots", just in case you were wondering...

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