At the start of this year, I made myself a personal promise that I wouldn't receive detention this year. Instead, today I received detention from a teacher, for doing my homework, but on the wrong type of page (the stupid bitch). [/frustration]
I totally love leg weights. Could somebody tell me the name of that hamstring curl machine in The Bish's gym? I gotta get me one of those for Xmas.
I created my first ever sexist joke this morning, during Biology. I'm not saying I'm proud of myself, but hell, stereotypes are there to be embraced with open arms *swigs whiskey from hip flask, smokes pipe*:
Teacher: "...and that's what Parkinson's Disease is, lads."
Me: "Is that what women drivers have?"
Kevin Con: *laughs hysterically*
It's been a slow week so far, even it's only been two days. The funniest thing that happened was one of the teachers trying to wrestle an Ethernet cable into the phone-jack on his computer, before eventually giving up. I'm not sure whether or not he ever found it!
I love bisectuals; this week is being bisected by the GMIT Open Day tomorrow, where I'm sure I'll walk around with the same confused, blank stare, pondering over the best way to earn (steal?) €95,000 to pay for for Pilot training.
Click on the link to the right to donate ---> POOR PILOT PHUND
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Now playing: Weezer - We Are All On Drugs
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